Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.

Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!

by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

Dump Daze

The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.

Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!

by brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011

dump ditch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Emotional dump

Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.

Jill called today and took the longest emotional dump on me.

by JLLee February 24, 2010

take a huge dump

To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.

Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.

Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas

by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005