dugout dump

When someone takes a dump in a dugout on a baseball diamond.

Person 1: What the hell is that sitting on the dugout?

Person 2: Oh shit, Conrad must have taken a dugout dump

Person 1: That some wack shit.

by khanvict August 30, 2007

Denver Dugout

The act of extracting Rocky Mountain Oysters from one's anus with a finger and a little help from the sphincter muscle (depending on how big they are and how tight the anus is).

"You know sweetie, we should take some of these Rocky Mountain Oysters home so we can do a Denver Dugout."

"What's that involve pumpkin?"

"It's a surprise, trust me, you'll like it."

by SubZeroOne May 8, 2010

nappy dugout

the female sexual organ (vagina) unshaven

that slut gives up the nappy dugout

by Denny Chiu June 27, 2002

dugong

Slang for a solid excrement approximately 3 times the length of its diameter. esp. Australian

After coming back from the toilet. "Did you hear that Seaworld released a dugong?"
Before going to the toilet, ""I need to birth a baby dugong".

by The Mariner December 1, 2009

nappy dugout

a repulsive, unkempt, swarthy, reeking vagina of a woman of ill-repute

Gee, that skank ass ho sure has some nappy dugout. I feel disgusting and shamed for fucking it

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

dugon

a sea creature similar to the manatee. in this case, a hideous female.

legend has it that back in the day when sailors would go out to sea for long periods of time, the loneliness would often propel them to fuck Dugons. Why you might ask? Well, the anatomy of a Dugon is almost exactly the same to human female genitalia. YES you read right, Sailors FUCKED Dugons! I dont know about you but id let my buddy fuck me in the ass before even touching a sea creature.

yooo man i got sooo trashed last night and woke up next to a fucking Dugon!

lets go find us some Dugons tonight yeaaaaa!

by toddd January 11, 2008

nappy dugout

a very hairy pussy.

when she takes off her bathing suit, the first thing you'll notice is her nappy dugout. it stands out that much!!!

she needs to shave that nappy dugout.

by Marcy February 27, 2004