Draper

Verb. As in Don Draper of TV's "Mad Men." To Draper something means to blow it out of the water beyond a resonable doubt to the point where everyone else in the room wants to kill themselves because they just realized they'll never even come close to being you.

I was Drapering my presentation until my business partner started making derogatory remarks about their culture and related stereotypes.

by TheLatinSnake August 27, 2010

drapering

When a man's game is on point for an indefinite period of time - à la Don Draper from the hit television series "Mad Men" - he is said to be "drapering." The term is a derivation of the last name Draper, by route of the gerund Reaganing, as made popular by the series 30 Rock.

Man 1: Dude, I heard Max has had four three-somes this week, and it's only Tuesday!!
Man 2: Yeah, bro, he's been drapering for the past month.

Man 1: Yo, Yvan told off that girl while he was fisting her! What a lad, he's been drapering for a while now.

by respecteves February 25, 2011

Dryern

Dryern

The act of putting wrinkly clothes in the dryer in lieu of ironing.

We don't have time for this shit, dryern that wrinkly ass shirt.

by MeffinJ February 22, 2008

pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.

Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021

Emma Draper

Emma's are pretty easy to find but it's hard to find the right one. You know for sure it's the right type of Emma when: they're extremely kind, put themselves before others, usually have brown hair and brown eyes and usually choose to be friends with people that have brown hair & eyes too. Emma's always try to stay out of drama but would defend their friends in a heartbeat. They are very pretty and smart human beings and usually have bad eyesight. They sometimes burn your arm and decide to ditch you in English, where you sit by yourself for a few days but it seems like your whole life passes away when she's not there. Emma's are people you always want to be around and they are very fun people that would help you with anything and make you feel extremely special.

" OMG EMMA DRAPER DITCHED ME IN ENGLISH"
"really, but she's so nice"
"yeah fine, she can get away with it because she's so nice"
"I love emma."
"EMMA CURTAINS BETTER-"

by blossom_5423789 March 3, 2022

Borrow his dryer

Another convenient term describing a masking activity or ruse, when the real underlying event is to hook up, often after a highly emotional breakup, including a move out.

An-gele, who recently broke up with Erik von Eric, is going over to his place Saturday to "borrow his dryer", since the one at her new place "isn't working".

by irishbulldog88 May 8, 2012

Draper Breath

1) The strong wreak of booze on a professional's (lawyer, doctor, ad man) breath before sun down on work days only.

2) A level of halitosis only reached by beginning drinking brown liquor circa 10:30am and not stopping all work day long.

3) Of or relating to Don Draper and his breath, at the office on the show Mad Men. Considering he drinks all day, it must be just awful.

That fool Cap'n Quint really tied one on all day and then stumbled home to his wife and sick child with a serious case of Draper Breath.

by Cap'n Quint December 8, 2009