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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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drown loser

Man I came in the underworld because I drowned and my friend his a drown loser
by Doggy Yeet June 27, 2022
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drown a kitten

To stop a discussion or debate because you expect the outcome to devolve in a preordered process to something that approximates Godwin's Law. This usually occurs by someone with the wisdom or experience to anticipate such an outcome and may give the more vocal and/or calcified poster thinking he/she has won an argument.
I was going to post about how Microsoft's design choices have been responsive to user's stated desires but decided to "drown a kitten" as I thought of the other psuedo-religious technical discussions that already existed.
by 0bytes March 27, 2008
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Drown the Kids

to execute a bowel movement into a toilet; to shit in a toilet bowl.
The kids didnt seem to like that last bowl of chili. They're acting up and I need to go drown them.
by aaronn January 30, 2004
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Drown the ducky

My Girl friend's away so I Drown the Ducky last night.
by thresher8 February 5, 2010
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Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?
by DaStalka June 12, 2010
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