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driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.
Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!
by way2muchPie4u April 9, 2010
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driver's profiling

Turning your head while passing a car to check out the other car's driver who was doing something stupid on the road just a minute ago. It could also be used to confirm car/owner stereotypes.
I could hear the big pink Cadillac with shiny rims from miles away. No need for driver's profiling. It was a black dude.

The minivan in front of me almost stopped in the left lane of the highway this morning. I did some driver's profiling and sure enough it was a soccer mom on her phone.

The silver Toyota in front of me was behaving weird. Some driver's profiling revealed it was an old asian lady who drove it.
by open247 August 4, 2010
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Driver's high

Short form of "the driver's highway."

You've probably heard this expression in the opening theme of Great Teacher Onizuka in which the whole sentece is:

"I'm in the coolest driver's high"

Some people translate that expresion like: "My adrenaline is at its max level right now" but in this case, the meaning is quite literal; it refers to the fact that the person is riding his vehicle on one of the coolest highways ever.
-"Do you like riding your bike at full speed?"
-"Yes, especially on this driver's high, man!"
by mattblanco21 July 23, 2020
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Driver's Complex

A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.

Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
by Nottel Inyu July 1, 2009
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driver'd

What happens when a black man rapes a skinny white ho.
Beau driver'd the incoherent soccer mom.
by thecigaretteafter July 21, 2004
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Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.
by Kyrochi May 5, 2014
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Driver's Race

When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.
Two of the exact same manual transmisson cars are raceing, thats a Driver's Race for sure!
by Jdodge April 18, 2015
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