bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am

man that guy is a real bump drafting

by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

by phenetic October 19, 2009

Drafty Lovin'

To preform sexual acts with someone wearing a skirt that doesn't normally wear a skirt.

Man: Ey luv! You're wearin' a skirt, that's not normal, come here and let me fist you!

Man/woman in skirt: Oh don't mind if i do! It's been a while since my last Drafty lovin'!

by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014

draff

(Noun)

1) A herbivorous animal native to Africa.
2) A tall fellow

"Luh! 'Deres a Draff!"
"Buddy over dere's a draff! 'Es some tall!

by LeifTheRed January 30, 2017

draffkorn

Man with very tiny penis

It was smaller than an angry inch it was draffkorn size

by Shooter1111 October 10, 2018

Draft Day

A transformative day in one's life.

Perfect day to boss up. It's Draft Day!

by draftday1121 April 21, 2021