douchematician

A mathematician who tends to be an insufferable douchebag. Generally used playfully between friends or acquaintances, though it can also be used passive-aggressively to mask true feelings.

Chris is being a douchematician.

by Immaridel March 31, 2015

douchenatch

A combination of the words douche and biznatch.

John Donne is a douchenatch.

by Henry VonDouche March 12, 2004

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 28, 2010

Douchemerica

Douchemerica is the big piece of land in the east where all the douches live.

Inhabitants are the Douchebitaner and Indians.

I always wanted to go to Douchemerica!
Why?! only douchebags live there!

by Douchebitaner November 14, 2011

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

by chinrest October 20, 2011