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Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.
Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX
by Phuketall January 29, 2010
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Douchesque

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag
"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"
by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010
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Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.
Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!
by suppvengenz November 6, 2010
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DoucheSquad!

A group or gathering of doucebags is refered to as a "DoucheSquad" same as a large number of wolves would be known as a "pack" of wolves, a group of a collective of douchebags hanging out is known as a "DoucheSquad".
sarah-"Oh my god, why is there a douchebag convention in our kitchen?"

sarah's freind- " sarah,its called a DoucheSquad! There is a DoucheSquad, in our kitchen.

sarah- Oh my bad! there appears to be a DoucheSquad in our kitchen, and they're really starting to get on my tits!!!!
by the oracle of bad taste March 16, 2011
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Doucheclub

A club of douche. Generally, an after hours club that contains 85% douches, and 15% fat chicks and rape victims.
Remember Klub AM? What a complete doucheclub.
by backotruck November 13, 2011
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Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.
-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie
by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012
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Douchesuitcase

Noun derogatory informal
Noun: douchesuitcase

an obnoxious and contemptible person (typically used when talking to a truly insufferable person)
"You're not a douchebag, you are a fully packed douchesuitcase, and you need to be better."
by AbbeyCheesecake October 21, 2021
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