Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.

I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.

by Beenshot July 10, 2015

double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 21, 2008

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!

Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.

by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009

double barrel shotgun

Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.

Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!

by Skeety McSkeetSkeet December 13, 2007

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.

Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!

by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013