Skip to main content

Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.
by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009
mugGet the Double Dutch Ruddermug.

double dutch that bitch

(phrase); when two or more males tag team a female causing her breasts to for opposing circular motion. Meaning one bouncing clockwise and the others moving in a counter clockwise rotation.
Ex: we about to go and "double dutch that bitch'
by Lineman822 April 4, 2017
mugGet the double dutch that bitchmug.

double dutch rutter

Similar to the dutch rutter but instead you grab your dick while he grabs his dick and you both work each other's arms.
No homo but John and I did a double dutch rutter last night.
by aznig February 25, 2009
mugGet the double dutch ruttermug.

double dutch

Alternating doing an activity with someone else, sharing responsibilies with another person. i.e. going halfsies
"You made the bed yesterday, so I'll make the bed today, we'll go double dutch on it."
by remie11 February 20, 2010
mugGet the double dutchmug.

double dutch bus

Frankie Smith -Double Dutch Bus Recorded/Mixed by Gene Leone - 1980
First recorded use of Pig Latin Slang aka "izzle" (RIAA Gold 1981)
mugGet the double dutch busmug.

double dutch texting

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.
Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"
by veeds1 July 22, 2009
mugGet the double dutch textingmug.

Double Dutch Rotor

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 men(unlike the dutch rotor). Both males take out their dicks and places his own hand on his own dick, and takes their free hand and grasps the other persons arm thats holding the dick and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: This is NOT gay because you are not touching any dicks. Also see Dutch Rotor
"A double dutch rotor is so much better than a regular dutch rotor because it's the double the fun" "Jack and me double dutched last night-NO HOMO"
by The Rotor Dutchess February 5, 2009
mugGet the Double Dutch Rotormug.

Share this definition