Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009

drotchin' and stotchin'

slang term Russian youth use for the act of both drinking and smoking

"Hey Smirnakov, are you and the gang drotchin' and stotchin' tonight?"

by Gratzniya Greetza November 26, 2016

reindeer ditching

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.

the neighbors got some new reindeer lights, lets go reindeer ditching tonite.

by frostybear83 December 14, 2010

Dutching

Acting like an asshole not in insulting way. Most dutch people act like an assholes. They don't want to insult you but just make fun.

Guy 1: He is acting like an asshole again.
Guy 2: Nah don't worry, he is just dutching.

by Mr.PolskaTheGiantAmongMidgets February 28, 2021

ditching

to leave school without permission

Jazz was not ditching school when she didnt come. Nerissa ditched her 6th period class.

by Jazzmyn September 19, 2006

Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

Dorting

Its not dating, its not courting, its dorting

Alex and sam were dorting

by rene9110 February 12, 2009