Dependopotamus

An obese military members wife. AKA, BMW (Big Military Wife)
The dependopotamus can often be found grazing at Burger King on any given military installation.

Why do Dependopotamuses have sex in the water? It's the only way to keep 400lbs. of p%$$* wet.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

micky dolenz

Drummer and lead vocalist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1970, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001-2002. Also known for his success as a child television star, playing ‘Corky’ on “Circus Boy” in the late 1950s, amongst other roles. He was the lead singer in many nightclub bands in his teenage years, including Micky and The One Nighters. Also was part of a legendary group of musicians called the "Hollywood Vampires," a drinking club which included Alice Cooper, The Who's Keith Moon and former Beatle John Lennon. Moved to the United Kingdom in the late 1970s and achieved much success as a director, while also acting in many musicals, including Harry Nilsson’s “The Point.” In 2004, Dolenz debuted on Broadway acting in the Elton John musical AIDA.

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free.
-Micky Dolenz, "Randy Scouse Git", 1967

by MusicFan August 1, 2004

dope boy kash

A famous user on the virtual platform (Discord) for being in multiple chat servers and dating multiple girls online. He knows things about individuals without ever meeting them and spends time SE'ing users for entertainment.

Person 1 : "Why is dope boy kash in every server?"
Person 2: "I don't know."

by hshahhhsj February 27, 2022

Doaenel

Doaenel is world's rank 1 Hecarim. Formerly been a KGB agent, Doaenel is trained in multiple psychological warfare tactics, such as: gaslighting and tactical account transfers. He is considered to be the greatest gaslighter of all time, having demonstrated his skills even low IQ pisslows such as Tarzaned that he's actually not the rank 1 jg NA.
He is also known to be a mastermind twitter raio giver, best known for having had ratioed Andrew Tate: ''I decide to live in my own FILTH. I haven't taken off my adult diaper in 8 months now, and I'm happier than I've ever been. Keep drawing your barriers. Real men draw hentai.''
It is said that even T1 Oner has requested his coach to build a shrine for prayer to the god of Hecarim inside of T1's HQ, which would explain his performance on the champion for the past months; of course, he wouldn't admit it if you'd ask him, it's like you know what I mean?

-You lock in hecarim again because you watched Doaenel? I saw Tarzaned talk about how good lethal tempo Kindred is, why won't you play that instead?
-THE VOICES ARE BAAAAAACK

by savarin79 March 8, 2023

dope fresh nation

A group of legendary people who all watch the BFvsGF or PrankvsPrank YouTube channel.

Jesse: "What up dope fresh nation!"
People: "What up saaan!"

by pvpmadness April 14, 2015

rope a dope

a strategy to appear weak to convince an opponent to attack and fall into a trap.

a joke that suggests one thought just to set up a twist.

Muhammad Ali and Tommy Smothers were both experts at rope a dope.

by MichaelJonSnow March 22, 2010

dependapotamus

Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.

"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."

by Daemion October 24, 2008