donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

Donald Trumping

The act of being the most shitlicking, sexist, homophobic piece of shit the world has ever seen. All while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their fuckin' baldas head, fuck like, balder than King Neptune. Holy fuck.

"Silly faggots! Dicks are for chicks!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just make me a sandwich, bitch."

"STAHP DONALD TRUMPING YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE"
"Kys or stop trumpin', fagmat"

Donald Trump Trump asswipe Donald Trumpin'

by JackySenpai November 29, 2015

Donald Trumping

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.

Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."

by @amber_hates July 31, 2016

Dopeler Effect

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Donald Trumping

Bullshitting all day. Saying nothing that matters. Bullshitting crap bullshit

Person1: Man you know Rayn, I hate that nigga

Person2: Why ?
Person1: He just keep Donald Trumping all day.

by boy O boy March 28, 2016

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

donald duckin' it

When a man wears a shirt, but no pants or shoes. He may also wear a hat, but no pants.

Jerry: Yeah dude, I woke up today and didn't put on pants, just a shirt, and I think I'll just stay like this the rest of the day.
Larry: Oh man, so your Donald Duckin' it today.
Jerry: All day.

by Stephen Q August 14, 2006