MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

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eminent domain

Formerly the idea that the government could buy your house and use the land for a road or school or park or something that bennefited the public. Recently redefined by the supreme court as communist style thing that lets the government take ur house and sell the land to Wal-Mart so they can collect more taxes

Eminent domain seems more and more like something only commies would do.

by agentsteve July 15, 2005

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Eminent Domain

A once benifical law used to aquire lands from owners at market value who refuse to sell for the use of public goods and servaces. i.e. railroads, roads, powerlines, parks. Was used only in extreme cases when the expence to goverment would be far to high i.e. a road is already built with one house in the way of expantion. Due to a recent appalling ruling by the supreem courts contary to the U.S. constution and the creation of De Jure Naturae et Gentium it now allows for city corts to STEAL!! land from private owners for private use and gain i.e. taking houses and farms for malls factories for less than market price.

"Go ahead and try to claim eminent domain on my residence for private gain see what happens you'll need more than a swat team to get me out"

by De Jure Law March 31, 2008

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public domain

Public domain materials are those things that have copyright or patent protection but have been placed on the Internet thus nullifying the protections. Like busting a condom, once it's done, it's done.

Last night me and Jeff downloaded 50 gigabytes of public domain - pd shit while we were fucking.

by HeyHanna November 10, 2015

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by bhangar131212 January 16, 2018

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On what domain?

A retarded way of replying to someone's statement when you having nothing else to say. Only used by calculus kids.

John: " Yesterday i ordered pizza."
Kevin: " On what domain?"
John: " what....?"

Ara: " yesterday i took a shit"
Melia: " On what domain?"
Ara: " ...what ?!?! "

by araG November 4, 2009

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