Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

dolphin legs

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.

Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!

by gabrakadabra01 November 20, 2013

Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.

Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

by Dolphin Plopper May 31, 2015

dolphin noise

The way to censor expletives in Bikini Bottom

Spongebob: Hi Patrick, how the *dolphin noise* are ya?
Patrick: Pretty *dolphin noise* good, Spongebob!

by GameGrumpsFan January 24, 2016

Mud Dolphin

White girl that has leveled up from mud shark because she was DP'd in her blow hole.

Hey do you know that girl Maddie?
Yeah why?
She is a total mud dolphin.

by MMM123 October 24, 2012

Blue Dolphin on the Rocks

A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.

Hey man, can I get a Blue Dolphin on the Rocks?

by Raider Tex October 9, 2009

Dolphinately

Hella rad way to say "definately "

Woman 1: "Hey, do you like that guys beard?"
Woman 2: "most dolphinately!"

by TurtleLover♡666 February 5, 2017