Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 07, 2019

Doink

Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.

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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.

Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?

Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Doink

A doink is a marijuana filled blunt or joint, although it originates from the word joint.

Hey pass the doink
Let’s roll a doink
Who’s got the doinkage

by ra1nes May 27, 2018

Doink

Another word for a spliff or joint.

That fat cunt said that he smoked some big D O I N K S in amish

B I G Doink. Gang

by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017

Doink

A ground leaf rolled in rolling papers mostly weed but it has a cousin cancer doinks(cigs)

person1: imma cop a box of doinks today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today

by dr.skeleton666 November 15, 2017

doink

to pro-create (engage in hot sexual intercourse)

Sarah and Sean doink like jackrabbits on steroids.

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

DOINK

A fucking annoying peice of shit who is retarded and a fucking fat mong. This person may be talking to you or around you.

When TACTICALHAWK is talking in a press conference, everyone shouts DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK ALERT

by ObeseMac July 16, 2018