Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.

David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.

by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011

Documentia

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.

The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.

by VATechWriter May 30, 2013

docusign

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.

"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"

by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017

Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

by mrteacher August 27, 2013

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.

Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?

by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019

Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019