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Do not trust fart

The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart
From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts
by N.R.B. June 7, 2020
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Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!

A phrase that indicates you should directly do something, and make no other pit stops or detours along the way, because whatever precious activity is 100% over
As soon as I heard shots in the parking lot at the concert, I went straight home. I did not pass go, did not collect $200! (Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!)
by wineplease93 February 25, 2022
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Do Not Disturb

Some people on our server are always on do not disturb. They haven’t changed their status since they were invited here.
by Ceruleanus December 1, 2018
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Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
by pookypanties January 16, 2009
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018
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Do Not Disturb

1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.

2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.

2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?

Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
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Do not eat that dirt

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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