operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Disashockinglarious

When something is at the same time disappointing, shocking and hilarious. In this case, you'd combine the words to make "disashockinglarious."

This word is used in Nickelodeon's Victorious episode entitled "Tori Goes Platinum." In one scene of the episode, the whole class is watching a video of Tori pretending to be a crazy famous person by faking flipping out about her salad at a restaurant she goes to. So it is mentioned that this video is disappointing, shocking, and hilarious. Then Jade (one of the students in the class) says it's disashockinglarious.

That movie I saw last night was somewhat disappointing, shocking and hilarious at the same time. Therefore, it was disashockinglarious!

unhappy fun laughable

by GCon510 June 22, 2013

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

diaspora voting

A political vote in the Eurovision Song Contest. When immigrants vote for their country of origin because they want to support their country regardless of the quality of the song.

Turkey's high score in 2007 was mainly due to diaspora voting in France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom.

by Tamaki June 6, 2007

Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".

The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009

disaster porn

Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.

"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"

by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007

¡no me digas!

ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.

Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!

by Katy! July 20, 2002