destription

dih-STRIP-shuhn
- noun
1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"

A guy's "destription" of a woman: "Man, she is so hot, I haven't seen her naked but her legs are great, her ass is plump and her bosoms are at least a C."

by lifedoesntexist April 25, 2011

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 4, 2017

Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom

Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction

by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.

Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

by Anna Deak April 15, 2006

distraction

people who stop you doing work in class.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing

Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!

by youwishjellyfish April 13, 2011

Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004