When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a “distraction” and the purest form of true love evolves.
My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never ending … I love you❤️
by BossHog00721 July 8, 2022
Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.
Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.
by True Life Detroit October 7, 2010
after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
The "Distracted consciousness" differs from the Marxist idea of "false consciousness" in as much as the individual suffering from this state of distraction is no longer fully aware of life around them: they have become a human doing, no longer a human being.
Excerpt taken from 'The Girl with No Mobile Phone', by author Tom Conrad.
“The girl with no mobile phone had never herself seen fit to buy a mobile phone (in all her life) – being not only against them as invaders of privacy, but moreover, viewing mobile phones as symbols of the wider “distracted consciousness”: a curse now plaguing mankind far and wide. In fact, the girl with no mobile phone constantly witnessed many of her peers fingering away (not the good sort of fingering, either), just another distracted soul startled by the desperateness of existence, looking to fill every single waking and terrifying moment of their life with some pointless textual distraction, instead of just confronting and embracing the stillness, just taking a moment to actually think, reflect and be a human being, not a human doing.”
Alternative use:
‘Like OMFG, dude had been playing GTA5 for five days straight before he got up, left his apartment and tried to jack a car by throwing a musical triangle at them.’
‘A musical triangle?’
‘Yeah the thing that goes ding.’
‘Shit, that dude is distracted.’
‘No shit, he's suffering from the distracted consciousness!’
“The girl with no mobile phone had never herself seen fit to buy a mobile phone (in all her life) – being not only against them as invaders of privacy, but moreover, viewing mobile phones as symbols of the wider “distracted consciousness”: a curse now plaguing mankind far and wide. In fact, the girl with no mobile phone constantly witnessed many of her peers fingering away (not the good sort of fingering, either), just another distracted soul startled by the desperateness of existence, looking to fill every single waking and terrifying moment of their life with some pointless textual distraction, instead of just confronting and embracing the stillness, just taking a moment to actually think, reflect and be a human being, not a human doing.”
Alternative use:
‘Like OMFG, dude had been playing GTA5 for five days straight before he got up, left his apartment and tried to jack a car by throwing a musical triangle at them.’
‘A musical triangle?’
‘Yeah the thing that goes ding.’
‘Shit, that dude is distracted.’
‘No shit, he's suffering from the distracted consciousness!’
by Tom Conrad October 8, 2013
Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
When you are looking up a word on UrbanDictionary.com and you see another word that interests you and you loose track of what you were looking at in the first place.
Example Distraction Words; Cullen Angry Dragon Alaskan Pipeline Tea Bag Bombing the titanic Tony Danza or any other words you come across on the UrbanDictionary website.
by dic fast December 7, 2009
Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014