Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.

AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!

by cougrpncher January 20, 2011

dusted

1.) To be high on cocaine.

2.) May also be used in past tense for having snorted coke.

1.) Look at that guy, he's shaking like a mother fucker; I bet he's dusted.

2.) Yeah, I dusted at last night's party.

by blow me, ho June 24, 2008

Dusted

dust. tired , lazy , how you feel when coming off your weed high .

" You still down to ball up later ? " - friend
"Nah bruh im hella dusted" - you .

"Bruh is the roach dust ?"
"Yeah the blunts dusted"

by aigbfro January 14, 2015

Disnedent

From the word 'dissident' and the corporation 'Disney', this term denotes a person who is involved in a boycott of Disney and all Disney affiliates. Much like a vegetarian, this person will probably believe themselves to be morally superior, and try to force their beliefs on you whenever possible.

Tom: HEY! I just got this awesome new DVD of Wolverine! Want to come over and watch it on my massive tv and pretend like we're X-men?
Paul: No dude, I'm a Disnedent. Marvel are owned by Disney now after the August 2009 buyout. I'd prefer it if you provided some ethically-sound entertainment, actually.
Tom: .....oh.

by Therese Ascent July 11, 2010

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014