Discombobulated

Significantly to extremely drunk and therefore alcohol impaired. Naturally this is the sign of a smashing good time.

Hey Ted, let's find a bar and get totally discombobulated.

Man, I got so discombobulated at the party last night. Good thing I had a designated driver.

by ViciousBadger August 15, 2010

discombobulated

to be pushed to the point of extreme confusion, whereas you become tired and enter a drunk-like state.

someone has their head titled back, with their tongue hanging out. they are drooling,and keep trippign over their own feet.
"Is he drunk?"
"No, he's discombobulated,"

by fugabutacus September 1, 2005

Discombobulated Cock Top

The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.

"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."

by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004

discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.

man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass

by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017

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by Larryc July 2, 2004

discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.

Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.

by Nypsey October 21, 2008

discombobulated

Something that is not in the right order; not in a good mood.

I feel very discomboblulated right now.

by William Lucas March 1, 2005