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Discumbobulated

The state of mind that follows after being ejaculated on. For most individuals it is extreme confusion, except for whores, they're used to it.
Alice: Hey Nancy how was you're date with Fred last night

Nancy: It was bizarre, after he came on my face i was extremely discumbobulated .
by jdubs246 January 27, 2011
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discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.
i'm feeling discombobulated
by stuart April 9, 2004
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Discombobulated

past tense verb/adjective meaning a state of extreme combuffleness or being dissorientated.
he was compleatly discombobulated.
by sebastienbufflenesss March 24, 2009
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Discombobulated

Significantly to extremely drunk and therefore alcohol impaired. Naturally this is the sign of a smashing good time.
Hey Ted, let's find a bar and get totally discombobulated.

Man, I got so discombobulated at the party last night. Good thing I had a designated driver.
by ViciousBadger August 15, 2010
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discombobulated

to be pushed to the point of extreme confusion, whereas you become tired and enter a drunk-like state.
someone has their head titled back, with their tongue hanging out. they are drooling,and keep trippign over their own feet.
"Is he drunk?"
"No, he's discombobulated,"
by fugabutacus September 1, 2005
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Discombobulated Cock Top

The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004
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discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.
man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass
by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017
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