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Marines Disease

Not to be confused with Legionairres Disease

Marines Disease(AKA MD), A condition/infection of the brain, Not life threatening(But to others maybe?) which causes the person to have a natural compulsion to harass and disturb others in many ways(Compulsive Name calling, stalking, pestering others etc), Effects can be very horrendous and can lead the victim to SUICIDE. If the victim stands up to him/herself or retaliates, The person with MD does not like it and therefore goes mad!.

People who suffer this condition who decide to undergo a military career for some reason turn out extremely sucsessful in the Marines. This is how this condition was named 'Marines Disease' and makes the Marines 'A force to be reckoned with'.

Most of the MD symptons have already been described above but doctors claim that MD sufferers have a 'Harassing Call' that is used when they harass thier pray, However it sounds like 'Ele Cuntay'(Sometimes Illay Cunfay). For example if thier victim was called John, The MD sufferer would say 'John Ele Cunthei' multiple times.
Marines: 'John ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei, john ele cuntei'.

John: 'Damn, Im getting sick of being harassed by those Marines all the time!, At least im not suffering from marines disease!.'
by Asams10 October 5, 2007
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Hanahaki Disease

Hanahaki disease is a fictional sickness where a victim of unrequited love or one sided love will have a plant growing inside their lungs. Symptoms of said illness will result in said victim coughing up blood and flowers or flower petals. The disease can only be cured if the two form a mutual love or a two sided love or if said victim undergoes surgery to remove the plant. Losing the plant means you can lose your affection or ability to love the person that you adored at one point. It is commonly used in anime fanfiction
Well Hanahaki Disease is fictional so there aren't really any examples
by Abi_GachaWolf June 28, 2020
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Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.
guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
by Brent Handles February 21, 2009
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Potter's disease

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
by jbadroad January 3, 2013
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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
by rab weisel February 7, 2019
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Bullet in brain disease

A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused
The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.
by DrBrad March 26, 2023
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exacary disease

"Hey you got exacary disease. Your face looks exacary like your arse." "So are you saying I got an ugly face or a nice arse??"
by ry-ry-guy November 19, 2007
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