discombobulated bitch

someone that is broken and confused

bjarnii is such a discombobulated bitch

by anonymous January 30, 2020

Discombobulated

When something has puzzled you. Also sometimes used by smart alecks who don't even know what it means, but use it to sound funny.

Jeff: I saw Steve trying to look at my answers he looked discombobulated
Dave: That's because he was looking at them upside down

by editing stuff November 6, 2020

discombobulated penis

a penis that is very chubby and bends in multiple directions

" did you hear Ben has a discombobulated penis?"

by max bristow March 1, 2023

discobobulated

A higher plane of listening to good disco music

We had a discobobulated experience at the club last night

by disco king May 20, 2010

Discomboobulated

When one boob is out of the bra and the other is not.

Look at her chest! She's all discomboobulated!

by manmichase May 30, 2013

Discombubulated

A very intricute way of saying you are crippled or confused

Guy1:did you know that did u know means did you know
Guy2:nah man I'm discombubulated

by Discombubulation September 23, 2019

Polyclitoral Discombobulation

A disease in which a woman has more than one clitoris. Usually in an unusual position, eg. shoulder, between the toes. Most women choose to have it surgically removed. Others keep them, usually only when in a convenient location on their body.

"Look, that girl has Polyclitoral Discombobulation! I can tell by the fact that she has a Clit on her forehead."

by Littleredz March 3, 2009