When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
Get the Disappearing Penguin mug.What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever
muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳
muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳
by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019
Get the disappearing sickness mug.this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020
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