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Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025
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Dirty Thirty

Slang term: A person's 30th year of life. Typically a 30th Birthday term representing one surpassing their 20s to enter the "dirty" part of life. Adulthood. Dirty 30 celebrations tend to be a night full of drunken debauchery. Full of bad decisions, vomit, and unnecessary semen in random places.
"Marrisa is turning 30 this year."
"Ooooh shit. Goodbye 20s. Time for a Dirty Thirty party!!! No black lights. I still have cum stains on my jeans from Stephanie's dirty 30 party last year. "
by Eww_bitch_nooooo October 13, 2021
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the dirty seven thirty

having sex with seven men and or women at the same time
by Cracker Jack Jones December 29, 2010
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Dirty thirty

When a person reaches the age of thirty and uses promiscuity to try and convince people that he and or she was not a prude.
She doesn’t want anyone to know that she’s just a dirty thirty.
by Hardcore art September 1, 2019
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