Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.
"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
by A$$holius March 30, 2015
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by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007
Get the dildonically challenged mug.An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.
As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004
Get the dildonic mug.Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
Get the Dildonian mug.(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.
by Chanceous September 30, 2007
Get the Dildon't mug.(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
Get the Dildonic mug.An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.
CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."
CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012
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