dildesque

Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.

This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dilderanus

1) Someone who deserves to have a dildo forcibly shoved up their ass. asshole prick
2) A person who has rocks in their head where brains should be. Dummy

Damn that Britney Spears is such a fucking dilderanus!

by Conor Acomb & Shayne Mytinger January 25, 2008

Dildertoasto

A toaster where instead of 2 pieces of toast are, 2 dildos are placed which pop out in a similar fashion to toast (that is they are heated).

I was using my dildertoasto last night and broke it, where do you think I can get a new one?

by Ppiss June 14, 2012

dilfed

getting sent a picture of dilfs (dads i’d like to f*ck). similar to rickrolling

“my friend sydney sent me a picture of both daniel bruhl and chris evans”
“dude... you got dilfed”

by mytearsricochetedupmyass April 29, 2021

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

by irchmirch September 2, 2021

dildodongulus

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

by Bigoldad November 14, 2021

dildodadeling

jumping from dildo to dildo

Lora was dildodadeling all night long

by Stef1111 January 6, 2022