dixtor

An eccentric disciple of Mana Sama. Usually dresses in dark visual kei/lolita clothing and heavy vk makeup.

i am a born again dixtor. my eyes are like new spheres that see the wonderful vivid colors of Mana. X3

by Saku Vrai August 2, 2008

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Diktokking

The act of faking or staging completely unbelievable video content or just insanely stupid behavior to get your coveted "clicks"and waste everyone's time.

did you see that 'outed my gf cheating during baby gender reveal' video? It was a case of rampant diktokking!

"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"

by Kabong64 December 31, 2022

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Harmonic Distortion

fart

Did you just make a harmonic distortion?

by California Genius December 7, 2010

reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004