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ass disaster

a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants
I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day
by dickballs March 20, 2007
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Fashion disaster

1. When someone dresses up in a very unfashionable way. For example, ugly outfit, ugly accessories.
2. When someone wears nice cloths and accessories but in a complete mismatched way showing poor sense of style. For example, nice outfit coupled with hideous shoes and accessories.
3. When someone dresses not according to the occasion. For example, a casual outfit in Opera show or business suit on a BBQ party.
1. Celebrities fashion disaster on red carpet is often the most interesting part of the entire show.

2. "Its a birthday party, why are you in a business suit? you are such a fashion disaster."

3. "I am glad that the fashion disaster will be over soon with the awfully cold winter which led people wearing hideous jackets and Siberian shoes."
by malvikasharan April 1, 2012
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Glorious Disaster

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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Disaster With Cheese

To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.
When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.
by Teh NoobToob June 22, 2010
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Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
by J-do September 28, 2009
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St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!
by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011
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Disaster Bisexual

A person whose pure chaos has led you to the correct conclusion that they are bisexual.
God Sokka sure is one disaster bisexual
by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020
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