v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.
Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling
n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.
Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling
n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.
Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"
TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."
Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"
Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"
TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."
Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"
Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"
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Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.
Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
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