Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

Dickspert

The title that is given to a person who is very familiar with all shapes, sizes, and colors of dicks.

She was a virgin most of her life but now she is a dickspert.

by Brodeen June 13, 2019

Diksfertoas' Syndrome

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.

John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.

by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013

Dissertation Brain

When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.

Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain

by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.

Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."

by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011

dicksperiment

a person who likes to experiment with there dick in terms of masterbation

1. im going to dicksperiment with hand cream

by ACsack September 10, 2008