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dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.
I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.
by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015
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Dicksnickers

Is someone who eats a dick in a sandwich of snickers

Or someone who you don’t think you’ll ever see again so you just see them and say hey you dicksnickers and then get the fuck out of the park your in when the kid starts crying and running to there mum
Hey you dicksnickers
by Big dicksnickers December 1, 2019
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Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze
by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009
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Dickskip

When sexting on snapchat, you decide to watch peoples stories while waiting for a response and use your penis to skip the boring ones.
"That was an ugly picture, dickskip that bitch."
by Ihbeck April 30, 2015
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Dickshire

A nearly hidden place in the distant fringes of the crotch lands where dicks and dickettes are raised by a phallic colony of sub-terrainian wieners.
"Wow, Sam sure is a cock. Every time I talk to him, he has nothing but nasty things to say."
"Yeah. I heard he was raised in the Dickshire."
by Topher54 November 11, 2020
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dickship

1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.

2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.

Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021
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Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.
Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.
by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023
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