dicktuckery

idiotic faggotry.

"What sort of dicktuckery is this?"

...as one would say whilst walking in on a room full of guys playing ass games or wearing women's clothes a la Buffalo Bill in silence of the lambs (the scene where he tucks his dick behind his legs and acts like a woman when the fat chick is in the well).

by kingofuselessknowledge March 8, 2013

Dickwicker

When a girl is dating one guy but wants the other guys dick.

Person1: I heard she's dating Johnny!
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker

by thatrandomunicorn May 13, 2014

Dickfacer

the one friend that took too many dicks, her face is becoming in a shape of a dick.

Waoh Mery just finished going down on Max, she’s starting to become a dickfacer.

by Manu828 December 7, 2017

Dickjockey

A type of American woman, often found in churches, social clubs, gyms, divorce court, beauty parlors, ect. That jump from one man or sex toy to the next to keep themselves happy.

That girl at the bar talking to different men is a dickjockey

by Wdm84 January 9, 2021

HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011

Dicklicker

A word used in extreme anger. Can be directed at people or objects.

You fucking dicklicker!

by RefurBish November 22, 2015