Dickbeaters

Ever hear someone walk in the rain with crocs on? Ok then…

Look at those dickbeaters she has on

by Izmaster August 7, 2022

dickbeard

noun.

A person that gargles a man's balls with said man's penis resting on their chin (hence dickbeard), their nose is typically buried in the man's asshole.

verb.

The act of giving a dickbeard.

n. Thanks for the dickbeard Jimmy.

v. Jimmy is dickbearding John.

by deags2k September 7, 2023

Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dickbeard

Another word for Amish people.

Damn Charlie your shed is built Hell for stout. That’s right bitch! I had the Dickbeards build it.

by Not a Dickbeard March 18, 2025