Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

Dickioki

When your girlfriend uses ur dick as a microphone during a blowjob to sing karaoke

This girl did a crazy dickioki performance on ‘Hey There Delilah’ yesterday evening. It was hilarious

by Sgeetje March 7, 2022

Diktokking

The act of faking or staging completely unbelievable video content or just insanely stupid behavior to get your coveted "clicks"and waste everyone's time.

did you see that 'outed my gf cheating during baby gender reveal' video? It was a case of rampant diktokking!

"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"

by Kabong64 December 31, 2022

Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.

Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"

by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013

dicktopia

The ideal conditions by which a despot effects his power.

The iterative series of psychological incentives which motivate fascists to support a dictator over plebiscitic (representationalist) rule.

Trump is no one less than Caesar in Dicktopia.

by sandraxine June 27, 2018