DIBS

DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.

After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'

by Bob Frost January 29, 2008

Dib

someone who is genuinely built different in life

Wow look at Dib I wish I was as cool as him.

by manofculture1920 March 19, 2021

Dib

v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.

We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.

by TrackVibes May 19, 2018

Dib

Has a big head and loves paranormal shit.

Person A: All Dib talks about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in his garage!

Person B: Yeah, and he has a big head.

by x_Zo<3Wafflez_x November 4, 2022

Dib

A dab is a cannabis based, oil product used by vaping with an oil rig.

Small in nature because of it's powerful, concentrated effects, dabs are being taken in smaller amounts called dibs. Half the size of a dab and a dib typically will not make you cough or choke.

"I'd like to try out your new rig, can I do a dib?"

"I'd love a dib!"

"A little dib'll do ya."

by RevSkyy January 3, 2017

DIBS

n. acroynm meaning dick in the butt sluts, referring to girls who allegedly like dicks in their butts

Danielle Smith is a DIBS

by The Vaporizers September 13, 2007

dibs

Something you call out to claim something.

Extra: Calling dibs on a person/item/activity has a 30 day limitation. After those thirty days, dibs are revoked.

Example*

Person:you can have that, I called dibs!

Person 2: That was 32 days ago, your time is up.

Person: Dang.

by That/one/chick July 7, 2016