penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met

"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

Cease and Desist

I mean, you'd think I would have gotten one of these... Right? Like, if what I've done here was so horrible someone would have taken legal action and I would have gotten something in the mail or an email or something... Right? Like... Is that not a strange thing?

Hym "I mean, you'd think I would have gotten a cease and desist or something, right? I mean, can you imagine a guy DOING THIS and the just... nothing? NOTHING happens!? Why is that the case!? Really! I mean, the quality of television and movies radically improved but that's like THE OPPOSITE of what you'd think would happen, isn't it? How am I the only one baffled here? Imagine explain this to someone. What is the first question they would ask? You go into detail about everything I've done and what do you think they would ask? 'Well, what happened?' NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, nothing that wasn't ALREADY HAPPENING. And then they would give you some confused look and you'd be all 'Yeah, crazy right?' I do see how this is a thing that is happening and the fact that the people around me are in no way amenable to reason is something that should be disconcerting to everyone.:

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

conspiracy deist

A person who believes in conspiracy theories but doesn't think they matter.

Jim is a conspiracy deist, he knows 9/11 was an inside job and doesn't care!

by Hivs July 29, 2012

Denistans

Denis stan also known as mattie is a furry lover.

"I think I like furrys"
"So your denistans."

by Edd Sheerans wife July 13, 2021

Dexit

Referencing Brexit, Dexit is the fan given name to the decision of Game Developper Game Freaks to limit the number of existing Pokémon that will be able to be transferred from previous games to the Nintendo Switch titles Pokémon Sword and Shield. Only pokémon that are part of the Galar Pokédex will be allowed to be transferred and used in the games, with others not being coded in, but available to store and use in Pokémon Home. Future games are said to also follow this decision, with the list changing every time.

Person 1: Dexit means half the dex is gone !
Person 2: Dude, it's just one pair of games.

by Universe22000 October 31, 2019

desist

A desi who hates other desis for being a desi. A desi racist against other desi's.

Prasoon is such a fucking desist, listenig to heavy metal trash and dreaming of marrying an american hottie.

by Mudit September 2, 2004

DEXITA

She is fucking so sexy that every boy in her class would like to take her at oyo and boom boom

Sam: would you come to oyo "dexita"
Dexita: yes of course, i will get some mango flavoured dom's

by Sneha kumbhar November 24, 2021