deuce-deuce

22oz. of beer.
.22 caliber gun.

"I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah" - Sublime

"Yo, dont forget my deuce-deuce!" - Me ;

by fiercebanana August 3, 2008

Deuce-Deuce

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.

Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".

by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

deuce deuce moment

When Billy, number 22 (deuce deuce), is up to bat, and you're team needs a clutch play. *exclusively used in baseball*

When you're team needs a big play, reliant entirely on the worst player of the team, who is almost entirely incapable at doing the required task

Announcer: Billy Figs is up to bad.. the team could really benifit from a big play right now... Random Player: not another deuce deuce moment

by deuce deuce!!!! January 24, 2007

Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

Deuce Deuce Mafia

One who owns a .22 weapon and proud of it!

Dave and Jerm shoot on the weekends. Their groups is called the Deuce Deuce Mafia! They both shout " Deuce Deuce Mafia SON!"

by Zeuse the Deuce Mc Crackin March 25, 2010

Deuce Deuce Mafia

Group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck) Yo, Jesse where you goin'?
(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!

by Bobbblett July 22, 2006

deuce deuce deuces

Having an exact number of .22 calibur pistols, first used on September 24th in the Art class in 6th period by Daniel.

"John look at this drawing of this dude with his deuce deuce deuces!"

by we're high October 8, 2004