Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

derder

Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.

My dad sounds so ridiculous when he uses that derder to make a duck call.

by Suwannee Redhead September 13, 2005

Derpersayo

an account made solely for the purpose of owning the terrible that guy sebi

p1: "have you seen that derpersayo guy? he totally fucking rekt that guy sebi"
p2: "Slap My Ass"

by logitechmouse August 17, 2018

Deckerstar

Chloe and Lucifer’s ship name. Very beautiful and sad story, they only got officially in a relationship in season 5 though they’ve wanted each other since day one.

Chloe: yeah me and Lucifer got together
Ella: OMGOMGOMG MY DECKERSTAR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!!!!

by chloemorningstar November 18, 2020

Boujee Upper Decker

Taking a shit in another person’s essential oil humidifier without telling them. Usually as a form of retaliation in which a classic upper decker just won’t cut the mustard.

“I know I had to get back at that twat waffle after he cheated on me with my sister. So naturally I left him a boujee upper decker when I moved out.”

by Gettin' It.... March 8, 2022

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013