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Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
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Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't really matter later down the line.
After Beema got his AP Euro mcq back he was down depressed.
by Beema23 January 27, 2021
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Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.
"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"
by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018
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depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.
*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*
by Arm December 17, 2004
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depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef
Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.
by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016
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Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.
Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!
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depressed

a word which is overused by people who are upset and have no idea how people who suffer from depression feel
guy 1 - I'm depressed

guy 2 - my Aunty suffers from depression and you have no idea!
by bassboy12 November 7, 2012
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