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Time Dilation

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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Weapons of mass deduction

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.
Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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Decactinization

The act of removing a mass quantity of cactus from a certain area.
The decactinization of this desert has had a huge impact on its wildlife.
by Cowbob97 October 21, 2018
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detuction

a guy who came up with this word, he plays a roblox game called Rogue Lineage. He is the coolest, slickest and most peaceful guy you'll ever meet in Rogue Lineage. He is a pacifist and rarely and barely attacks others.
Person 1: OI, DET (ABBREVIATED VERSION OF DETUCTION) SHOULD WE GANK THIS ULTRA?

Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
by Ace Lawliet January 17, 2021
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desation

a mix between ignorance and want
teresa has a sense of desation about money
by yourgmail.com December 13, 2022
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