Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

defroster

When you take a shit, freeze it, then shove it up some ones ass so they can defrost it.

It looked like my girlfriend had corn in her poo this morning, however, I was the one that ate corn yesterday, I just gave her the defroster last night.

by takxoxoxo March 3, 2011

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

defrostation

the state of being defrosted

Put the meat in their defrostation locations.

by anonymous100 March 27, 2016

DeVostated

That sinking feeling you get when you realize institutions of higher education are returning to a primarily academic mission, and extraneous regulations meant to engineer radical progressive social policy are being stripped away, leaving you to make, and be responsible for, your own decisions.

Now that insert college name here has been DeVostated, I guess I'll have to think twice before I drink myself half blind and get passed around like a bottle of Fireball at this weekend's Frat parties.

by TANSTAAFL1 October 23, 2017

defroster

The thingy you use to get the fog out of your windows when it rains ^_^

Oh shit guys I can't see out my windshield, wheres the defroster?

by moelman October 9, 2010

DEFOSERIOSO

An idiotic way of saying
"Definitely Serious"

I'm going to die tomorrow. Defoserioso!

by They call me Fresh December 17, 2010