Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

reflecting

(verb) meaning to tell one person a statement but really it is showing whom they are from personal experiences.

Person 1:: "You know what makes me mad?"
Person 2:: "When a man stays at your place, plugs you up, and doesn't even pay you?"
Person 1:: "Dude....are you reflecting?!"

by Tisha June 19, 2006

deflating

when you smoke so much pot all you want to do is fall asleep.

guy 1: god dammit, we shouldn't have smoked those seven bowls, i'm deflating.

guy 2: i'm gonna go home and go to sleep.

by tricks355 July 20, 2010

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.

Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!

by sizcruz January 22, 2010

deflating the doll

1. Verb - Gettin' hitched. Tied down. Entering a monogamous relationship.

Mike: Whats with that broad? Can't get rid of her?

Steve: Deflating the doll, yo.

Mike: My condolences.

by Terd-Ferguson June 6, 2009

Delexting

Deleting text from your phone before anyone sees them due to the naughty nature of the conversation.

Stone was sitting on his horse delexting the texts he had from last nights conversation with Robin.

by savannahliscious January 15, 2017

Delexting

When you type out an entire essay while texting someone and delete it all and just send lol.

Wow that's hilarious I'm so glad you showed me that, I'm lmao!!! I'm so emotional rn and I find this world so funny sometimes... etc, (deletes all of it) puts lol.
Sorry I just delexted you, I need to stop delexting.

by cjnisawesome February 26, 2017