defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defacated

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

by Randor August 12, 2005

defecating

a fancy word for pooping

i once got arrested for defecating in public

by __olivia February 19, 2019

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."

"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"

by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010

Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008