Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Decepticon

The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.

Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.

by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014

decrepiturd

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.

While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.

by drumdiva October 7, 2009

Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014

Deceptafunk

A style of alternative hip-hop incorperating cartoonish violence and science fiction based lyrics with club style hip hop beats. While comparable to Acid Rap, Deceptafunk isn't nearly as dark and isn't intended to scare anyone as much as entertain.

If you combine G Funk, Acid Rap, and a bunch of cheesy horror movies, you get Deceptafunk.

by Awesome Ty June 11, 2006

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

Decepticunt

A female who is significantly less attractive at close proximity than she initially appears from a distance.

- Do you think I should go talk to that bodacious babe over there?

- Nah, man, that's a decepticunt if I ever saw one. It might be just a shadow, but I'm pretty sure her whole face is concave.

- Bummer.

by Stormageddon, Bane of the West February 21, 2012