Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.

I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.

by Alopecia February 17, 2023

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Rage decorating

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.

We have to be at home the day after thanksgiving because my wife is rage decorating tomorrow.

by Ross52066 November 23, 2018

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

informative coding and decoding

1 way is to transfer 0s and 1s for example 01000001 is A and also is 65 another way is to transfer html programing into main language for example lets change booleans between the concepts of computing and decoding last example is coding for the decode for example lets program this out of the board so then we know what decoding is.

this informative quinet is like our informative coding and decoding!

by con"eriba February 27, 2022