dece perch

Decent Purchase

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.

by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009

dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.

You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.

by Steven June 14, 2004

dece latina

A latina to kill for (based on attraction)
Features - Godly Ass (will give heart failure)

There are literally no dece latinas going to Binghamton University.

by your.MOM.dot.COM May 17, 2017

Double Dece

If something is dece, its decent.

If something is double dece, you do the math.

Robai: We've got a 5k race going on its gunna be double dece

by PUMA IS AWESOME May 20, 2010

DECE

A Chavvy interpretation/shortening of 'Decent'
very good, excellent

"B00B5.15.DECE!"
"James Bond is DECE!"

by IckleG June 11, 2006

Dick dece

Dick dece,or "dece to the boner" is when something is extreamly awesome and just dece alone can not describe the awesomenes, therefor the word dick must be added before it.

"That Cleveland trip was dick dece."

"That ball is dece to the boner."

by C-PatWHAAAA May 18, 2009

Dece Exposure

Is when a male pulls his genitals out in public or at a private party in an effort to take it up a notch.

Bro 1: Yo, I saw you get up on the speaker at that party and pull your dick out. Are you worried about being charged with indecent exposure?
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!

by Tunacandick69 November 16, 2011